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Little fact: he sings opera too.

Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.

Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.

Legend

Also has a symphonic metal album.

Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.

…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.

He’s also been a dentist, a priest, and a dragon. He was best friends with JRR Tolkien. He helped the production department at WETA Digital make the Lord of the Rings films perfect. He’s been in more movies than anyone in history. He worked for British intelligence. He can name every single official English executioner since the 15th century. He got pissed off because he was in a film that glorified a Muslim leader and nobody will show it. He can speak in perfect English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German, and can also speak Swedish, Russian, and Greek. He has read Lord of the Rings every year since it was released. He kept Peter S Beagle’s “Last Unicorn” on hand and highlighted it when they were making the animated film. He’s on the cover of a Wings album. He’s done at least one film a year every year since 1948, except in 1995 and 2006. He’s a Commander of the Order of St. John of Jerusalem. His first acting was done on stage where he was a demon in Rumpelstiltskin. He was invited to the Queen of England’s birthday in 2001. Chuck Norris can eat a fucking dick.